In Jeopardy game-show fashion, the recent woes of Eliot Spitzer give rise to the following answer, “Only one, the Governor of New York.”

The questions are:

(1) How many politicians does it take to keep a high-priced call-girl service in business?

(2) How many politicians does it take to expose the hypocrisy of the morally self-righteous?

(3) How many politicians does it take to rejuvenate a long-suffering wives’ club?

(4) How many politicians does it take to turn J. Edgar Hoover into a sympathetic figure?

(5) How many politicians just saw their hopes for higher office spontaneously combust?

And finally,

(6) What does Client No. 9 expect to hear when he asks his date, “Who’s your favorite sugar daddy?”

Alex Carrick

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