Only One, the Governor of New York
In Jeopardy game-show fashion, the recent woes of Eliot Spitzer give rise to the following answer, “Only one, the Governor of New York.”
The questions are:
(1) How many politicians does it take to keep a high-priced call-girl service in business?
(2) How many politicians does it take to expose the hypocrisy of the morally self-righteous?
(3) How many politicians does it take to rejuvenate a long-suffering wives’ club?
(4) How many politicians does it take to turn J. Edgar Hoover into a sympathetic figure?
(5) How many politicians just saw their hopes for higher office spontaneously combust?
And finally,
(6) What does Client No. 9 expect to hear when he asks his date, “Who’s your favorite sugar daddy?”
Alex Carrick
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